Tuesday, April 22, 2008

 

How to Poetry Blog


Self-promotion
Dashed-off "funny" list
Half-baked draft
Baby and/or pet
Pictures of same
Copyright violation
Link dump
Long, dense poetry theory
Blog war
I quit






My friends' poetry reading
What I ate today
NaPoWriMo #1, #2, #3, ...
Personal revelation (boring or scary)
Self-promotion
Flirt flirt
Internet meme
Rejection
Rejection
Rejection
Acceptance







Sorry I haven't posted for so long
AWP
Trivial one-line bullet points
Self-promotion
Uninteresting non-poetry hobby
Professional jealousy/snark
Poetry
Easy satire
# posted by Steven D. Schroeder @ 4:37 PM

Comments:
*gasp* You've been reading my blog! :D
# posted by Blogger Julie Carter : April 22, 2008 6:49 PM
 
Why'd ya have to break it down, g? I got no moves left. I give up. Wait . . . (reviewing list)
# posted by Blogger Brent Goodman : April 22, 2008 7:53 PM
 
Hahahahahahahaha. That is hilarious.
# posted by Blogger C. Dale : April 22, 2008 8:04 PM
 
Yeah, you got it.

Pretty much sums it up for me.

Wait--is that a bad thing?
# posted by Blogger J. Newberry : April 22, 2008 8:35 PM
 
I forgot "class preview/postscript," mostly because I can't actually do it, unlike most of the ones on this list.
# posted by Blogger Steven D. Schroeder : April 22, 2008 11:52 PM
 
Hahahaha.
Yup!

also:
Reading list
Movie review
Idol/Runway/Model analysis
Bad/lame joke
Vacation pics
Cocktail recipe
We're going on a break here
# posted by Blogger Peter : April 22, 2008 11:55 PM
 
What I'm reading...of course!
# posted by Blogger Steven D. Schroeder : April 23, 2008 12:02 AM
 
I'm laughing and cringing all at once!
# posted by Blogger Matthew Thorburn : April 23, 2008 6:15 AM
 
heh..yup
Somehow Chumbawamba's
"Tub Thumping" came to mind
(as in 'sing to the tune of')
# posted by Blogger JimK : April 23, 2008 6:29 AM
 
I'm with Matthew. Cringaughing. Lauringing.
# posted by Blogger A. J. Patrick Liszkiewicz : April 23, 2008 8:42 AM
 
How hard I work.
How sick I am.
# posted by Blogger Alan Bluehole : April 23, 2008 11:19 AM
 
Pet peeves
# posted by Blogger Steven D. Schroeder : April 23, 2008 12:40 PM
 
You've got it pretty well dialed.

Also:
Ashbery quote
Silliman quote
My own reading
Who reads this stuff?
Poetry doing quite well, actually
Poetry absolutely marginalized
Print reviews suck
Just got my contributor's copy
Stuffy anthologies
X anthology just took my poem
they take so long
they take so long
they take so long
they take so long
I should be writing
rather than blogging
What will happen
when this blog goes *poof!*
# posted by Blogger Brian Campbell : April 23, 2008 11:41 PM
 
By the way, did I mention that I have a new book coming out this next fall...
# posted by Blogger Lyle Daggett : April 24, 2008 1:01 AM
 
Guess I need to do the satire one :)
# posted by Blogger Jessie Carty : April 24, 2008 8:46 AM
 
Are we that predictable? ;>
# posted by Blogger newzoopoet : April 25, 2008 1:26 PM
 
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