Sturgeon's Law

You Know Who Aaron Belz Reminds Me Of?

Aaron Belz reminds me of Michael Keaton
in the movie where Michael Keaton
plays a serial killer,
and they're in a hospital or something,

I didn't really watch it all
and I don't remember what it's called.
Anyway, I don't mean that Aaron Belz
seems like a serial killer,

just that his facial structure and short
haircut and glasses resemble
Michael Keaton's in that movie.
I'm sure Aaron Belz is kind and gentle,

though sometimes during his event intros
I feel like he's calculating where else he can hide
all the bodies. I guess that says
more about me than about Aaron Belz,

especially since I'm totally lying.
Desperate Measures, that's what it's called!