Sturgeon's Law

I'm glad there's very little work to do tomorrow. I need to sleep in a little. I also have several good ideas for blog posts, but zero energy to do them. So instead, here's a list of poetry writing exercises/prompts/whatever I'm throwing out there.

• A poem entirely in second person and future tense.
• A poem in the form of a logic puzzle or brain teaser.
• A poem with yourself as the narrator, telling only lies.
• A poem that makes use of multiple spoonerisms.
  
• For the real masochists: a poem that's 13 lines long, steals its title from another writer, and makes use of something unreal in the body of the poem.

Also, I finished a very rough version of my first poem of April today, and even came up with some good ideas in the free-association portion. Once that one gets polished, I'll see what I come up with based on Jeff's exercise down below.