Tuesday, January 30, 2007

 

Real Fox News Headlines


It was on at the gym today. Well, it's usually on at the gym, but I looked at it a couple times today. I'm not sure which I found funnier: the par-for-the-course conservative self-parody or the completely bizarre fluff trivia mash-up.

IS HUGO CHAVEZ AIDED BY THE LIBERAL MEDIA AND JOHN KERRY?

THE SNAPPLE LADY RESPONDS TO THE "ANTI-FAT" MINISTER

Comments:
"The Snapple Lady Responds to the 'Anti-Fat' Minister" ?!?!

That sounds like the title of a Harlan Ellison science fiction story. (Or maybe the T.V. Guide description of a particularly off-the-wall episode of "Scrubs.")
 
Well, how did "JOHN KERRY AND THE SNAPPLE LADY RESPOND TO THE "ANTI-FAT" HUGO CHAVEZ AIDED BY THE LIBERAL MEDIA MINISTER?
 
I am very excited by the Snapple Lady headline. You should make it into a flarf poem ;)
 
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