Sturgeon's Law

The Kansas City Royals were my boyhood baseball team because I was learning about baseball when George Brett was chasing .400 in 1980, and my dad and I listened on the radio. Then came the Colorado Rockies, who were the local team and were fun and exciting at the same time as the Royals were going through a massive decline in the early-to-mid 90s. Now, thanks to two decades of pervasive mismanagement throughout major league baseball and a decade of the same from the Rockies, I have no team and little interest in baseball. Each year in the playoffs, I root for only one thing: the Yankees to lose. Therefore, this year's baseball playoffs are once again a success. Thank you, Detroit Tigers.